We've all heard the expression "going nowhere fast" but how often has it been simulated in a computer game? Strap yourself to the keyboard and get ready for indescribable excitement as the player selects one of five inanimate racers -- from a teddy bear to a toaster to the dark horse Chia Pet -- and it goes to the races, burning up the asphalt on a beautiful summer day. Blink and you might miss the action!
We've all heard the expression "going nowhere fast" but how often has it been simulated in a computer game? Strap yourself to the keyboard and get ready for indescribable excitement as the player selects one of five inanimate racers -- from a teddy bear to a toaster to the dark horse Chia Pet -- and it goes to the races, burning up the asphalt on a beautiful summer day. Blink and you might miss the action!
Cheat codes, console commands and memory pokes for Inanimate Racer — each one verified and attributed.
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